Why u should't work after 6pm!

Received this from a friend, true & very funny!

1. Employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6.00pm.

2. Work is a never-ending process even you stay until next morning you will never finish it.

3. Human are not robots even robots/machines have to rest or else it will facing breakdown problems.

4. You love your career, but your family is even more important in your life.

5. If you failed in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who lives you a helping hand whereas your family would definitely offer help. DEFINITELY TRUE!!!!!!!!!

6. You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.

7. Monthly salary = Work from 8.30am - 6.00pm, if 6.30pm = $0.00 + 0 Bonus + Ang Pau + 0 appreciation + Bad Health + Bad Social Life + Poor Family Relationship. Equal To: Unproductive Employee + Performance Drop +Company Reputation Drops + Retrenchment Rate Increases + Resignation Rate Increases. Lastly....LOW MORALE

8. If the person who disagree to the above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who is no life, kiss ass person, heartless asshole, doomed workaholic, son of a bitch, etc. He/she deserves the 'Best Employee of "The Year' award!(YES!!!!)

9. You don't give a fucking damn if your boss fires you.

10. For the Chinese, remember this 'House In The East No Longer Keep You, Then Just Move to The West House' - Dong Ka Hmm Ta, Ta Sai Ka! 东家不打，打西家 (Sad to say, not applicable in this economy)

11. Staying back for work does not necessary mean productivity. Staying back may due to the following reasons:
[1] they are late for work
[2] they do not know how to prioritise their work
[3] they are 'licking' their superior's ass
[4] they want to do their personal things using office resources
[5] They trying to 'show off' that they are 'hardworking' (yah right!)
[6] They want to check their subordinates' drawers, cabinets (talking about privacy!)
[7] Office affair (hahaha)
[8] Female boss - too career minded, everything also want to win
[9] Male boss - wife not free to entertain him, or simply no life
[10] Both gender bosses - They maybe overloaded with work, butthen..... they should stand up for themselves if they simply cannothandle the workload!!!!! Not to accept it and then curse under their breath behind their superior's back!


fr: yun